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thelovelyabattoir:

ohmyfuckinggod <3

Her little mouth is even smiling!

likesuzyneedsdick:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

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havocados:

emorenita:

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Step 10: Proceed to curb stomp

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fallintolight:

billmurrayrapedme:

Child point R Superman California broken glass homework bug X peas man yelling la ball with dough written on it black kid us

you weren’t supposed to post the answer on here you bastard

Baby, you are super-cala-fragilistic-expi-ala-docious. ..|._

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

ladydeviant10:

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like

“i am 800% done with Target”

This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.

Oh shit.

pretty sure he said fuck when he looked at the camera

I wanna know what the trucker said when they asked him what he was thinking. Any ideas?

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hahaha :3 I just watched this series the other day <3

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